EPISODE 9: NATASHA LEGGERO
Welcome to the Week Sauce! Show. This week’s guest is actress/comedian Natasha Leggero.
It was revealed that crew members aboard the crippled cruise ship in the Gulf of Mexico started handing free bottles of alcohol to stranded passengers,
Giving passengers a second solid excuse to start peeing wherever they wanted.
New studies in India show that a growing number of couples in the country will now kiss in public, which has been taboo in the past.
India hopes that by 2030 they will get to Japan’s current level – public face defecation.
Julia Pastrana, who lived in the 1800s and was dubbed “the ugliest woman in the world,” was finally buried this week in her native Mexico.
Unfortunately Julia could just never live up to all the memorable hot people of the 1800s.
Olive Garden this week introduced new modern uniforms for their wait staff that consist of black shirts and no tie.
The Olive Garden: Modern Style, Old-World Diarrhea.
North Korea on Tuesday announced that it had successfully detonated a nuclear bomb.
According to the totalitarian state, the nuclear bomb “weighed a billion kabillion pounds” and was “better than every nuclear bomb ever plus infinity.”
New York City police arrested a man in Times Square who was dressed as Spider-Man after he punched a woman when she wouldn’t tip him for taking a picture with her son.
”Ohhh ok, just because I’m not Andrew Garfield,” shouted Tobey Maguire while being led away in handcuffs.
Matt Lauer has taped a new PSA to help promote the importance of fatherhood involvement that features the Today Show anchor playing hide-and-seek.
Ironically, the ad targets fathers who would rather just play “hide.”
A maker of Fortune Cookies said that after receiving numerous complaints from parents it will no longer write fortunes with suggestive romantic messages such as “The evening promises romantic interest.”
But the cookie maker will continue to suggest lucky numbers and teach Chinese phrases in an effort to promote gambling and light-hearted racism.
TSA officials this week forced Kanye West and Kim Kardashian to be rescreened by security after a star-struck staff member at Kennedy Airport allowed them to bypass a security check point delaying the flight for an hour.
The hour-long rescreening special will air on E! this Sunday following “Kourtney and Kim Take Miami.”
In a surprise move, the International Olympic Committee has dropped wrestling from the 2020 games.
Wrestlers can now rest assured that they will most definitely peak in high school.
PEOPLE ON TWITTER
Here are some of our favorite Valentine’s Day tweets, sure to send your heart and your spell-checker into a frwnzy!
Happy CALENTINE’s Day! A whole day devoted to love!!
— Mala Passmore-Strong (@Malaj21) February 15, 2013
Lol I hate valenrine’s day — billy ray cyrus (@twerkin4craic) February 14, 2013
Damn good vslentines day, damn good
— Nick Fury (@NickFarmer95) February 14, 2013
Such a lucky girl this Vakentine’s Day. So many helpers to make this day special despite all the challenges.
— Miryam (@miryamrain) February 15, 2013
Today was a good valebtimes day
— Andy Vance (@vance_yz13) February 15, 2013
You can’t even text it tell me happy valentinrd day or anything. Sure were gonna hangout tomorrow. #NOT
— The Rowdy Queen (@CarneyRob11) February 15, 2013
GETTIN’ SAUCED! WITH
This week’s guest on the Week Sauce! Show is actress/comedienne Natasha Leggero.
Natasha Leggero: The only ones I know for a fact are Morrissey, Steve Martin, Colin Hanks, Will Smith, Johnny Depp, Eddie Murphy, Bruce Willis, Nicolas Cage, Liev Schrieber, Justin Timberlake and Trigg Palin.
NL: Anything that involves food ingredients.
NL: Woody Allen, Mae West, John Waters, Judy Garland.
NL: Todd Barry, Bill Burr, Chelsea Peretti, Amy Schumer, Moshe Kasher, Nick Kroll, Tig Notaro and this guy you will hear about really soon Zach Galifianakis!
WSS: How would your arch-nemesis describe you in three words?
NL: Poor White Trash.
WSS: How about your biggest fan?
NL: New England Money.
WSS: What do you hope to be promoting in 10 years?
NL: My 10th fragrance line.
Thanks for stopping on by! Tune in next week when we might have (gasp!) another episode! Please enjoy our video send-off, and remember never to get in a car with Batman!